Jurassic World: rebirth
Jurassic World: Rebirth is a film I can officially say screams of desperation. A film that will 100% earn mega bucks in the box office, while also being very underserving of that claim. I didn’t have many expectations in this film, but I expected it to at least be some fun and have some moments where you are on the edge of your seat, but no. Everything was extremely underwhelming and actually quite insulting. Every moment in this film was predictable nonsense, that relies on coincidences and nonsensical moments, that leave you sat there things, as if that just happened, I genuinely laughed in disbelief at what I was really watching. The dialogue was cringy and the characters had zero development or depth, and if they did, it was rushed to the max to end the film. I genuinely didn’t care about anything that was happening, the story was basically non existent, a story about getting DNA but then Scarlett Johanssons character has a random change of heart and doesn’t care for the money after trying her hardest to raise it, just give me a break with the fast pasted story arch’s. All the actors in this knew what they signed up for, and to me it felt like they didn’t care at all, except for Jonathan Bailey’s character, he was decent in this which is one of my only positives.
The film doesn’t even get redemption in the visuals or sound either. The soundtrack of course is brilliant but it’s the same in all of these films, so no extra points there. The visuals were genuinely dull and horrendous to look at, boring colours and visuals that left me feeling empty. The camera quality was even just grainy and old fashioned, maybe it’s because all of the recent films I’ve watched was shot in IMAX, but you can genuinely tell a difference, it’s like universal cheaped out on everything here, I don’t know how they green lit this film. They went into a room and listened to the first idea and said yeah sure give me money. The desperation is so obvious to me. The most obvious sign that this is a money grab is the baby dinosaur Doloris. That dinosaur had no reason at all to be in this film, genuinely no reason, but they included her to sell merch and action figures, for the kids to sell extra tickets.
A genuinely pathetic excuse of a movie
Final Review: 2/10 or 1/5